You've heard the commercials on radio and television pushing remedies to cure whatever ails you. In case there is any confusion about the issue, there is only one 'cure all' on the market for all of your needs...



        Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

        If you answered 'yes' to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.

        Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

        Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the whole world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

        You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

        Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past when you use Tequila, (well shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

        Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.


        The Doctor is in.


        Tequila may not be right for everyone.

        Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila.

        However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try Tequila.

        Side effects of Tequila may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, drymouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play strip poker, Truth or Dare, or Naked Twister.

        Tequila. It's good for what ails you.




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